bitchberrymuffin

hotboyproblems:

me: sorry I’m taken
*loud dragon roar in the distance*
me: oh, there’s my boyfriend :)

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so-doggone-funny:

gotta keep em on their toes

iinkspill:

工工𠘨长丂尸工乚乚

positive-memes:

Beer queen!

shield-maiden13:

If looks could kill

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cutedatesuggestions:

cute date idea: we go to a botanical garden. you point out a flower and i immediately eat it

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pr1nceshawn:

Colorful Creations by Adam Hillman.

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-danimal:

belleevangeline:
Real gender equality
What’s it’s really like being a bisexual in 2018

sixpenceee:

This is Glaucus Atlanticus, or sometimes called the “Blue Dragon”. It’s a sea slug that preys on the Portuguese Man o’ War, and collects it’s stinging nematocysts for its own defense.

unclefather:

catlogicdefiesall:
emeritusprofessorofnothing:
catlogicdefiesall:
unclefather:
guy: what’re you doing?
me: eating Cheetos in the bathtub
guy: lol what would you be doing if I was there
me: eating Cheetos in the bathtub with the door locked and you sitting in another room by yourself
This would be so much more fun if the guy in question was a cat …
WIN
Hey are you people called “furries”

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unclefather:

*tells my boyfriend we have to leave at 12 to go to a family function*
boyfriend: I just have to take a quick shower
*its 12:05*
me: *calmly knocks on the door* I have been listening to a lot of Beyoncé recently and I just want you to know that if you’re not out of the shower in one minute I’m going to cheat on you

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Colorful Creations by Adam Hillman.